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Joke of the Day

"The autopsy is going to show that the elevator tried to bring Prince down. Go crazy."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, glass ceilings don't have lightbulbs!"

"Why did the Jew vote for Obama? Because he promised change."

"What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse."

"Both her name and her living situation suggests that the dwarves MAY have been referring to Snow White when they sang, 'high ho.'"

"Have you worked at McDonalds? I have. I got fired not long ago. My boss was a clown."

"It was nice of Microsoft to put their name on Excel after satan created it."

"Driver "" I'm very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver "" said the friend to the old man. "" oh, don't worry, I can drive """

"Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !"

"I never feel more racist than when trying to find my waiter at a Mexican restaurant."