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Joke of the Day

"Fake friends are around when you are cool. True friends are around even if they think you're a fool."

"There are bats hanging of a branch upside down all except one. Two bats comment: ""What's happened to this one? - I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted."

"Want to hear this... *running* joke? Then you better go catch it!"

"20 yr old mom: my child is my life I would give my own life for him 40 yr old mom: GET OFF THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW OR I WILL END YOU"

"So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed. I decided to write it in A flat minor."

"I won't travel to certain regions of the world simply because of the spiders that reside there."

"What kind of room has no windows or doors A mushroom"

"Why did the metal worker at the recycling plant quit? His job was soda-pressing"

"What do you call a lesbian with big hands Well hung..."

"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded. What in the hell do they put in butterflys?"