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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama is so fat, when the judge said ""order"", she order a milkshake, cheeseburger, and fries."
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"""Honey, am I fat?"" ""No, not at all"" ""You're lying"" ""I swear. By the way, you got something on your chin... no, the other one"""
"Jesus was definitely a black man. He never once saw his father"
"What do you call a woman with big tits who doesn't make sandwiches? A compromise."
"What's 72? 69 with 3 people watching!"
"What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building? The Czech bounced."
"I thought I lost my car keys, but the NSA called and said they were in my other pants."
"""WAIT!"" I screamed at my daughter as she typed Y-O-U on my computer but miraculously the autocomplete added ""TUBE"" so yeah, God exists."
"Some guy walked up to me today and said I'm racist I told him I'm not racist. In fact my best friend was a black child until my dad sold him"
"What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot? Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani"