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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between skinny and squat? I never took a skinny on a girl's chest."
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"Radio Shack would have filed for bankruptcy years ago but they've been trying to do it using dial-up internet"
"Did you know I am part of the 1% of Rare, Beautiful, handsome and modest people!"
"Science brought us to the moon.. while religion only brought us to some skyscrapers."
"Turns out cops get really pissed if you slip out of your handcuffs even if you say ""Ta-Da"" when you do."
"The guy who coined ""put that in your pipe & smoke it"" was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed."
"incredibly rude how everyones out with their dogs rubbing in the fact they have a dog"
"Being an adult is mostly pretending to like wine and saying ""the economy"" a lot."
"next year big pixar movie for kids: follow the journey of a single tear down an old womans face as she learns her grandson died in a fire"
"What did Paul Walker say after filiming the car chase scene?"