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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? Aye Matey"

"What is it called when an Ethiopian takes a shit? Bragging"

"Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his friend in the jungle? He got so excited, he threw up his arms!"

"How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."

"Did you hear the one about the gay midget? He went up on a guy."

"I reverse engineered a time machine... Eureka!"

"An American, a German, an Irishman and an Englishman are on a plane. I forgot to mention an Arab is also onboard... Kaboom."

"What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal? \*Tips waitress*"

"I should really stop writing ""lol"" after ""exercise"" on my to do lists."

"What did woody and buzz say to your mom? ""Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."""