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Joke of the Day
"how many cops does it take to push a black man down stairs? none, he ""fell"""
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"Your mother has terrible taste in children."
"I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert."
"Cup of Tea According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning I slap her arse and say ""two sugars fatty""."
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Because he was too far out, man"
"Donald Trump becomes the new president. Yeah that's it."
"Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head."
"What did the milk say after it got beat? ...It's butter this way"
"TRIVIA: The sinking of the Titanic in 1912 cost 1,502 lives. Adjusting for inflation, that would be over 8,500 people today!"