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Joke of the Day
"Why is being a pirate addictive? They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!"
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"Q: What is hard six inches long has two nuts and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar"
"I can't wait for the next Quantum Physicist triathlon. I'm going to stand beside the bikes and yell out their speeds. They'll get so lost they'll end back at the starting line."
"When ur butt's wet It's called buttsweat"
"Standing on a corner waving an advertisement sign is a sweet job, but probably unnerving knowing you could be replaced anytime with a stick."
"""POLICE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP."" Show me a badge. *cop gets badge out* I didn't say Simon Says. ""Let's go home guys. Sorry, my fault."""
"...I wanted to design defensive structures for the city.... as it turns out, not my Forte."
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One deer says to the other deer ""I can't believe I just blew twenty bucks in there!"""
"Wanna hear a clean joke? Johnny took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the girl next door."
"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."