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Joke of the Day
"Of course I touch myself when I think about you It's called a face palm"
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"As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing."
"Just walking down the ""Gluten Free"" aisle, secretly dropping boxes of Twinkies in everyone's carts."
"I want to to to tell you a pun. That's two to too to."
"To whoever has my old phone number: I truly hope you're enjoying those texts from that guy I met at that thing"
"What do you say when your mom walks in on you fapping? C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"
"What's an ephebophile? A pedophile with a thesaurus."
"What's the latest pick-up line at gay bays? Hi - mind if I push in your stool?"
"What is green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table. [Thanks, Wagon Train camper!]"
"Why did a Hispanic man rob a train? He had loco motives!"