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Joke of the Day

"You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him."

"What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked? Cracker."

"Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors? Because if it did it would be a chicken sedan."

"Instagram banned me for life cuz I kept commenting ""but are you happy?"" on everyone's pictures."

"If the Dukes of Hazard were black... the show would be named COPS."

"I bet ""Fifty Shades of Grey"" won't make that much money because most of the people who want to see it are tied to a bedpost."

"I've been shoveling manure all day So don't give me any bullshit."

"Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!"

"What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don't know, I just fly the drones."

"Q: What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him? A: I didn't do it on porpoise."