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Joke of the Day

"Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!"

"If Rob Ford was a duck what he would be smoking? Quack"

"What would you call Daenerys Targaryen if she had a vaginal infection? Khalyeasty"

"I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away."

"Did you read the story about the man who dropped nitroglycerin? It had quite the explosive conclusion."

"I wish i had the immune system of an African baby I've heard they only get sick once in their whole lives."

"What kind of music does a mummy like? (W)rap music!"

"How did the founding fathers of Canada name there country? They drew letters from a hat. ""A 'C' eh! An 'N' eh! A 'D' eh!"" they cried"

"Puns plz Someone throw shit out there for me to make puns with. A topic, or whatever, and I'll do my best. Anyone else can join in too."

"Cop: Freeze! Suspect: Try and catch me! *dives into Olive Garden's bottomless pasta bowl* Rookie: We gotta go after him! Cop: No. He's gone."