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Joke of the Day

"What did all the boys from the hood call the Pillsbury Dough boy after he got super baked? Cracker."

"A Stormtrooper tried to commit suicide yesterday."

"Boxers Last night as I was sitting on the edge of the bed gently pulling off my boxers, the wife said, ""You spoil those dogs!"""

"Her: Are you a dog person or a cat person? Me: ... H: ... M: ... H: Why are you hesitating? M: I'm not sure which answer will get me laid."

"Remember before Ebola, when we just had bola? Technology changes everything."

"Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments? Idk, accordion to research I guess."

"Damn girl, are you my cable remote? Because you are weirdly designed and very confusing, and does this row of buttons even do anything?"

"Saint West, the patron of selfies"

"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"

"What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails? A retail store."