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Joke of the Day

"I bet ""Fifty Shades of Grey"" won't make that much money because most of the people who want to see it are tied to a bedpost."

"13: Dad, What's detour mean? Me: Get a dictionary and look up tampon."

"I've said it before, I'll say it again. It."

"The Disturbing Reason Why the Chicken Crossed the Road Will Change Your Life Forever... ...It was good for traffic."

"joke of the day Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing. -"

"What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar ? Weight for it..."

"What do you call a short clairvoyant person who just broke out of prison? A small medium at large."

"THIS JUST IN!!!!! Corduroy pillows are making headlines........."

"First rule of I'd Hit That Club is: don't say ""I'd hit that."" in front of your wife."

"Which bird ran for President? H. Ross Parrot"