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Joke of the Day
"If the Dukes of Hazard were black... the show would be named COPS."
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"Why are people reluctant to eat pudding that is past its expiration date? Because it is off pudding."
"I'm a club photographer, I take pictures at the club and people pay me to delete them"
"I just want to have enough followers so that my children can tweet comfortably for the rest of their lives."
"Women- God's version of a Rubik's cube."
"What's the difference between donald trump and a bucket of shit? the bucket"
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Cows go"" ""Cows go who?"" ""No, Silly. Cows go moo"""
"What do you call a mutant with the power to get women pregnant Impregneato"
"I like my women like I like my file systems..... FAT & 32."
"KID: Why's the sky blue DAD: It's sad MOM: Light refraction DAD: ... MOM: ... DAD: (*mumbling*) light refraction"