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Joke of the Day

"Guys, leave 3 notes scattered around ur house for ur girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", & ""me."" That'll keep her busy while u watch sports."

"I was very lonely so I bought some shares. It's nice to have a bit of company."

"You know that brain-dead zone you go to in the middle of a cardio workout? Is that where dogs always are?"

"What is big, black, and very long? A black hole"

"Why there is no windows 9 Because 7 8 9 Heehaww"

"Algebra must have trouble letting go of past relationships... ...it always wants people to find it's x."

"What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? A cucumber."

"yeah girl.. shake that thing where poop comes out of. it really turns me on when your poop factory shakes faster than usual"

"What do you call a bird that believes in the change in the basic assumptions, or paradigms, within the ruling theory of science? A *parrot*-digm shift."

"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"