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Joke of the Day
"What's long, hard, and has cum in the middle of it? A cucumber."
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"May the Fourth. Today is my birthday. The fourth hath always been with me. Even if I have a lithp."
"Three blind ______ In Asia, its not 3 blind mice. It's 3 blind rice."
"Does a litter box count as a guest bathroom?"
"Want to hear a good construction joke? I'm still working on it..."
"Called my boss this morning. Told him I couldn't come in because I had anal glaucoma. ""Anal glaucoma?"" ""What's that?"" he asked. ""I just can't see my ass coming in today."""
"""My phone's about to die."" -Me, 30 seconds into every phone call ...."
"KIDNAPPER: [on phone] I'm holding your son for ransom. DAD: I have no money, what's the ransom? KIDNAPPER: Bring me one rich kid."