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Joke of the Day
"Pretty much just pronouncing ""Caramel"" however the person I'm talking to is pronouncing it."
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"Confucius say if someone call you idiot it better you keep quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt"
"I'm kind of a workplace bad boy. Once I called a dude 'fuckface' in a job interview. Then I didn't even give him the job."
"Do you Karen promise to love and to cherish Mark, always put the toilet paper on the roll over the top, and not leave crumbs in the butter?"
"Two bars of chocolate are falling down the stairs... ...the first one says:""Shit I think I broke my ribs"". To which the second one replies:""So what, I fucking hit my nuts!""."
"When you'd rather read a book than date a girl ... it's prose over hoes."
"The Oedipal complex.. It's the difference between MILF and M,ILF."
"I'm pretty sure the phrase ""sleep tight"" originated in prison"
"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"
"What are the coldest triangles? Ice-sosceles"