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Joke of the Day
"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"
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"""I saw the Facebook Movie yesterday. It's a good movie. It touched all my emotions: LOL, OMG, WTF..."""
"Me: A watched pot never boils. Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: Try turning on the stove, idiot."
"Have you seen that sexy taser? She's stunning."
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"A termite walked into a tavern, and asked"" Is the bar tender here?"""
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