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Joke of the Day
"What are the coldest triangles? Ice-sosceles"
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"I bet it's tough being a police sketch artist in China."
"If people could hear the next five seconds after I hit ""end"" on a call, I would have no friends."
"[beside lady with baby] Her: Smells like someone went poop poop! Does the baby need a change? Me: *blushing* Yes ma'am."
"What must a vampire earn to learn to fly? His red wings."
"Why did I throw my phone out of my window? Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane..."
"If you have sex on a boat... ...is that off-shore drilling?"
"I call my penis Bernie Sanders... ...because it leans far left and stands up for everyone."
"If you're American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom... What are you in the bathroom? European"
"My relationship with my cat is like that of a married couple. Basically we fight a lot and never have sex."