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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any Wal-Marts in the middle east? Because there's a Target on every corner"
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"I walked 10 miles today. I knew I shouldn't have let my dad name my dog."
"I saw a reddit post teasing Australia about being upside down. So I went ahead and gave it an Australian upvote."
"Of course size matters. No one wants a small pizza"
"What's better than four roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ."
"As a child my girlfriend loved train sets Most of my adult friends thinks its weird she still plays with them. I think it's perfectly normal for a 6 year old."
"You can't have your cake and thigh gap too."