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Joke of the Day

"Didja hear about the LGBT DJ in Paris who'll only play 50's US rock songs? Yeah - he calls himself ... wait for it ... Cousine Brucie"

"Him: Damn, girl, are you a math textbook? Her: No, why? Him: 'Cause you have a lot of fuckin' problems."

"There is no law stating that you have to explain why you're carrying a purse full of hair when going through security."

"Why does black lives matter affect the postal service? They have white mail privilege."

"So from now on I believe in talking bears until someone can logically explain how that Ted scene just happened on the #oscars"

"What's E.T short for? He's got little legs"

"I want to meet myself from someone else's point of view."

"Math problems were invented by men, just so women would be wrong some of the time."

"I could see how 2 deaf guys arguing would appear to be gang related."

"Why does the devil get such a bad rap? Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide..."