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Joke of the Day

"Swords just aren't naturally ""wooooshy"" enough for me, that's why I add the noise. That's why I add the noise, Janet."

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"A couple who are silly together stay together."
"What is Meghan Trainor's favorite instrument? A double quarter pounder with cheese."
"A powerful tornado tore through our town last night. So far, eight bodies have been found. Plot twister. It only damaged the graveyard."
"Never trust an Adam... ...because they make up everything."
"Please spread my ashes over the breakroom at work. That way Sherry from accounting can bitch about cleaning up my messes forever."
"Why is the Apple Store always so hot? They don't have Windows installed. ;)"
"What's Obama's favorite game console? ""The Xbox One"""
"My wife's an experienced navigator, she gives great headings."
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