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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints."

"Why couldn't the grape help his friend move on Saturday? because he was in a jam"

"Having Justin Bieber sing at your funeral so your death will be the second worst thing happening to your friends that day."

"If cavemen had Twitter we would still not have fire."

"How do frogs die ? They kermit suidide !"

"""Holy shit. That butterfly's gonna be HUGE."" -- First person to find a mummy"

"My grandson asked me what it's like to be married so I told him to leave me alone. When he did, I asked him why he was ignoring me"

"I just became a proud dad today... My son is actually four but he was a boring little cunt for the first three years."

"Judging by the size of her models, I'm guessing Victoria's Secret is lots and lots of cocaine."

"Q. What do you call a Mexican vegan? A. No Whey Jose"