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Joke of the Day

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints."

"Living in Russia... Living in Russia in the winter, you're already snowden."

"Men vs Women Women want a lot of things from one Man. Conversely, Men want one thing from a lot of Women."

"[nsfw] why do Jewish women prefer circumcised men? They'll take anything that's 30% off"

"Don't laugh at the guy who drives the septic tank truck It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to him."

"Introverts don't get ready for a party. They gather strength for a party."

"I can't make Casey Anthony jokes. My mom would kill me..."

"How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb? One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world."

"Childish Knock Knock Joke *Knock knock! *Who's there? *Take a nap! *Take a nap who? (say it fast) *Hope it comes out alright, I'll come back later..."

"What do you call it when an employee poops in the food at a Chinese restaurant? Shitty wok"