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Joke of the Day
"Living in Russia... Living in Russia in the winter, you're already snowden."
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"Did You Hear About the Man Who Went to The North Pole? He isn't doing so hot."
"I hate being bipolar.. It's great."
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean in my bed."
"A classic among my friends Knock knock. Who's there? Allah. Allah who? Allahu akbarrrrrrrrrr-"
"""What's funny?"" The microwave beeping as you walked backwards. ""Why's that funny?"" Because large objects beep going in reverse, Diane."
"I have to go to twitter for my news because the news is too busy showing me tweets."
"What did the monitor say when it got punched? ""Ouch, that Hertz!"""
"A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her he shouts out the window... ""Pull over!"" ""No"" she shouts back ""a pair of socks!"""
"I'm rubber. You're glue. He's glitter. She's decoupage. Welcome to our crafting gang."