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Joke of the Day

"How many white people does it take to replace a light bulb? One to hold the bulb, and the rest to screw the whole world."

"Two gays are on an elevator One of them says ""Ew! It smells like dick in here!"" ""Sorry,"" says the other. ""I burped""."

"What's a golfer's favourite song? Fairway to Heaven"

"Did you hear about the comedian who gave an old lady a defective piece of cooking equipment? He's known for his deadpan delivery."

"What is the difference between a goat and 9/11? You cannot milk a goat for 13 years"

"I can hear everything you're mumbling under the duct tape. Yes, I will marry you."

"A guy told me I'm bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door."

"What is the difference between a black and a bucket of shit? The bucket."

"Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash. Teacher: Get out."

"Mario: hey u up? Princess: yeah y? M: come over ;) P: can't. Kidnapped :( M: Where? I'll save u P: castle. Up stairs, next 2 flagpole M: k"