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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass..."
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"LIFE HACK: If you want to remember something write it upside down on the back of your underwear waistband. You'll see it when you're pooping"
"What do you call a gay couch? A homo-sectional."
"Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there."
"Him: I'm a lover, not a fighter Me: [already has on boxing gloves] Awwww, that's so sweet, should be an easy knockout then"
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"Anyone wanting to hide information from me should just put it in a spreadsheet and email it to me."
" All in all, it's just a... nother post on my wall. "
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !"