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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthony ! Anthony who ! Anthony you want !"
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"so a dyslexic man........ walks into a bra"
"Opinions are like orgasms... Mine is more important, and I don't really care if you have one."
"I lost my virginity to a retarded girl I wanted my first night to be special."
"What happens to all Vertibird pilots? They Fallout"
"Why do tweekers do it doggie style? Son they can both look out the window."
"Live, laugh, love, dress up like a clown and wander around the woods at night"
"I don't' carelessly utter profanities like a commoner. I take my time and articulate them properly; after all I'm a fcuking gentleman."
"*at a pizza buffet in the Midwest* Me: excuse me, can you please make a vegetarian pizza? Him: Sure! What kind of meat do you want on that?"
"What will they play at the presidential inauguration if Republicans win? Trump-ets I'll see myself out"