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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay couch? A homo-sectional."
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"I'm not an animal expert but feeding your pet chimp Chinese food doesn't seem right. Then again, neither does owning a pet chimp."
"So I went clubbing last night... Those seals didn't stand a chance."
"A puzzling amount of nonsense... If you're sailing through the desert and your house gets a flat how many flapjack a would it take to put that motherfucker up on stilts?"
"You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success. Fucking act like it."
"Q: What do ghosts like to chew? A: Boobble gum."
"If someone holds eye contact with you for longer than 3 seconds, make sure you urinate to establish dominance"
"What do you call a prostitute's vagina? A whorifice."
"When people say they want to adopt a puppy, I wonder if it's because they can't have puppies of their own."
"I've really got into dating black chicks recently. Not because they take my fancy but I'm really bad at meeting the dad."