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Joke of the Day

"LIFE HACK: If you want to remember something write it upside down on the back of your underwear waistband. You'll see it when you're pooping"

"HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it."

"I see you posted a photograph of snow with the caption ""it's cold"" could you tell me more about that"

"Women who seek to be equal to men...LACK AMBITION!"

"Two cowboys looking at the desert horizon and a bunch of indians appear coming towards them... -Are they enemies or friends? -They are obviosly friends, they are coming altogether."

"Jafar my name is jafar i come from afar there's a Note 7 in my car allahu akbar"

"I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. Well. Shit."

"Why did the internet pirate get scurvy? He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore."

"When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network ""HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"""

"We didn't have Legos when I was a kid. We had Lincoln Logs & we could build anything with them: big cabin, small cabin, you name the cabin."