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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief? The way they enter your house."
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"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."
"Why the hell do they call it fruit punch, like where do they get ""punch"" fr.. *gets knocked out by a grapefruit*"
"I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers."
"How much did the critic tip the waiter? Two cents"
"Why is Chicago called the Windy City? Because Indiana sucks and Wisconsin blows"
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 contracted the Ebola virus and is highly contagious."
"Lotta dudes in this coffee shop looking poignant."
"What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage"
"A man, his sister and his wife walk into the voting booth to vote for Donald Trump. They've both given it a lot of thought."