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Joke of the Day

"What idiot coined the term ex-fiance Instead of near-Mrs Edit: ex fiancee. I'm not as smart as I thought I was.."

"What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin? She quits counting."

"The only thing I learned in college is that I'm stupid."

"Happy Kwanzaa, my black friend! Kwanzaa just means y'all worship a black baby Jesus instead of the real one, right?"

"Mr Bean bought a cow Do U Know Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow??? 2 Get Chocolate Milk!!"

"It's been 5 years now. I'm afraid that I actually might not be bloated."

"Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards."

"What did Donald Duck say to Goofy? I Fucked your Dad !! Lol !!"

"My boss said to me. ""You're the worst train driver. How many have you derailed this year?"" I said "" im not sure, its hard to keep track"""

"ME: I want to take long walks with you. HER: Aww...are you a romantic? ME: No, I don't have a car."