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Joke of the Day

"Unicorn: Come on man, do it just one more time. Dragon: This is the last time. Unicorn: Hell yeah! Dragon: [toasts unicorns marshmallow]"

"Did you know If Olivia Newton John married John Travolta, her name would be Olivia Newton John Travolta."

"Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here"

"What shampoo did Paul Walker use? Head and shoulders, they were on the dashboard"

"What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots."

"I like my chicken how I like my babies Deep fried and delicious"

"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors? He had a reptile-dysfunction."

"Why did the black man walk into a bar? Because the cell door was still locked."

"What idiot called them acquaintances instead of bud lights"

"How is making cheese like invading Syria? You get some Kurds in the way."