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Joke of the Day
"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers!"
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"Pete Townshend and Roger Daltrey are to star in a new film, a murder mystery set at a music festival. It's a Whodunnit."
"Fun prank: 1: steal your married friends phone 2: change your name to ""Brandi from the club"" 3: call them repeatedly and hang up at 3AM"
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"Stupid Joke I'd like to name my kid buoyancy, but whatever floats your boat."
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