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Joke of the Day
"A dyslexic man.. A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."
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"What do you call a police officer that stays in bed all day underneath the blankets? An undercover cop!"
"""Say something I dare you"" probably isn't the best attitude to have at work."
"Don't assume I have a bad memory if I don't remember what you tell me. More than likely its becasue I don't like you enough to pay attention"
"What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron? Fawaffle!"
"If TGIF means ""Thank God It's Friday"" Does SHIT mean ""So Happy It's Tuesday?"""
"After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the decisions."
"Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? No?"
"The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict."
"ITALIAN MUSTACHES WHY DO MOST ITALIAN MEN HAVE MUSTACHES? A: SO THEY CAN LOOK LIKE MOM"