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Joke of the Day

"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"I think my daughter might turn out to be the next Martin Scorsese! (Her eyebrows are fucking terrifying)"

"When a relationship becomes too much work can you outsource the work to China?"

"Someone should make a website that allows you to anonymously chat with random Jews from around the world. They could call it 'Oi-megle'."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's NOT funny!"

"Why was the first computer never invited to dinner? It would just take a few bytes then run."

"Before going to your partner's parents' house for the 1st time, it's very important to ask ""How much Jesus stuff can I expect to see?"""

"2 blondes are checking a car ""Does the turn signal work?"" ""Yes! No. Yes! No. Yes!"""

"the older i get, the more understandable britney's meltdown seems to me"

"Women reflect on the entire pie while men fixate about eating whatever slice they can get their hands on."