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Joke of the Day
"2 blondes are checking a car ""Does the turn signal work?"" ""Yes! No. Yes! No. Yes!"""
Next Joke
"What do they call the work when Webster long cuts the grass? Emmanuel labor"
"Did you hear about the testicular cancer survivor who won the lottery? ...when he found out, the guy went nut."
"Politics now a days.... On my college campus people write ""feel the bern"" everywhere so i decided to give Hilary some love and wrote ""feel the clit"" everywhere! I don't see the problem"
"Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One."
"I took ten photos of myself in the shower, but hated them all. Turns out I have selfie-steam issues"
"Q: What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse? A: Talk"
"Which sex position produces the most ugly babies? Ask yo momma. Sorry"
"I'm neither going to heaven or hell. I'm coming straight back because Hindus believe in reincarnation."
"""I love you...conditionally."" -Cats"