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Joke of the Day
"Canada Post is under heavy DDoS attack. Somebody sent 2 letters at the same time."
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"I hate when people text me ""what are you doing?"" at 1:00 pm on a weekday. Well I don't have your Art History degree, so probably ""working""."
"If you enjoy sitting around and doing nothing, I'm your girl."
"Chicken pot pie. My three favourite things."
"The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense... Then a wigwam and a tepee walked into the bar and I left quickly. Things had gotten too tense."
"A man walked into a bar He is an alcoholic and he is ruining his family. (Any anti joke lovers out there?)"
"Do you know how many hydrogen bonds I can disrupt? (Chemistry pick-up line) Enough to break the ice, how's it going?"
"What are 8 Hobbits? One hobbyte."
"Why does Snoop Dogg wear a condom? Fo jizzle."
"I was really disappointed with Walmart There were only four of them in stock."