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Joke of the Day

"What does an Indian man get when he works out? Sikh gains. I made this up too! Although this joke has probably been said before"

"Why do they only put expiration DATES on food? It'd be fun as hell if they gave us the exact time too. ""We got 8 minutes to eat this ham!!!"""

"I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I'm here to like' them."

"What did the Dead Head say, after he ran out of weed? ""Damn, this music sucks!"""

"My mother and father switched roles; I can't see them anymore. They're trans-parents. Sorry. ;)"

"What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops the other stops the nose."

"If you have bladder problems. Urine trouble."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee? Because he started drinking it before it was cool."

"Girlfriend told me she wanted to see our kids so I came in her eye"

"My analogies are like vacuums.... They suck."