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Joke of the Day
"What did the Dead Head say, after he ran out of weed? ""Damn, this music sucks!"""
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"Do I still have feelings for my ex husband? Yes. I think ""stabby"" is a feeling, right?"
"Girls must love beat boxing Since it's all about boots and cats, boots and cats, boots and cats..."
"My wife informs me that today our 2YO daughter said, ""fart,"" and laughed uproariously. Three times. So, yeah. That one's mine."
"If you make something that goes viral... You are a social media influenza."
"Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team? Because when he grows up he will be Batman."
"Golfer: ""Caddy do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"" Caddy: ""The way you play sir it's a sin any day of the week!"""
"Two monitors are at a new years party... One says ""So, what's your new years resolution?"" The other replies ""1080p""."
"I want to make a jew joke Please don't jewdge me!"
"What do you call a snobby criminal going downstairs? A condescending con descending"