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Joke of the Day

"Why do they only put expiration DATES on food? It'd be fun as hell if they gave us the exact time too. ""We got 8 minutes to eat this ham!!!"""

"Banana starts with a B but normally starts with a N."

"Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town? They wished it was Anubis."

"Date: ""I don't like Taco Bell."" *Pushes her in front of a bus.*"

"Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott"

"Avenge me but only if it's convenient."

"What do you call a police officer who has just finished masturbating? Pulled pork!"

"My doctor wrote me a prescription for ""dailysex""... But the wife had to break it to me that it was actually for ""dyslexia""."

"What was the difference between C# and VB About 6 months."

"A true Irish bean soup is made with exactly 239 beans... ..if you were to add one more bean, it would be too farty."