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Joke of the Day
"My mother and father switched roles; I can't see them anymore. They're trans-parents. Sorry. ;)"
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"If Sean Connery starred in Interstellar... He'd tell Murph to stop talking to her shelf."
"How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son's dick. (Credit to my uncle)"
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later."
"My alphabet soup is full of typos. Go home Campbells; you're drunk"
"rural upbringin' What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin? Prom night."
"Making Zombies Moist delete"
"If you shout ""I am a STRONG BLACK woman"" in front of the mirror enough times then security comes and drags you out of the Gap changing room."
"When people say ""surreal"" they mean ""real"", it's just most of your life is not very real, just repetition and routine."
"What do you call a group of animals who decides to kill themselves? Mass zooicide."