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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops the other stops the nose."

"Who do you sell second hand bikes to? A re-cyclist."

"*Indian Accent* I would make a your mom joke... but cows are sacred in my country."

"Why should you avoid people dressed as celery? They could be stalking you!"

"Why does a dirvorce cost so much? Because it's worth it"

"The truth about Chemistry Chemistry is all about experiments. Because Chem-is-try."

"I accidently filled the escort with diesel.... And she died."

"Someone really has to have a serious talk with birds about their pooping habits Do they really think we're gonna let that shit fly?"

"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."

"Dear Facebook friend that posts inspirational quotes, your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you"