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Joke of the Day

"The reason cats are so pissy is they're God's perfect killing machines but they only weigh 8lbs and we keep picking them up and kissing them"

"Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? The Ultrasound guy"

"What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of the vagina? A woman"

"Q: Why does Chelsea look so stupid and ugly? A: Heredity."

"When life hands you women, make women laid."

"There's a hotel with no bathrooms Its called the Holdinit Inn"

"Joke Who wants hear a pun about ghosts?"

"Hey, hey...calm down please. Stop crying. I think all babies are ugly, not just yours."

"A German entrepreneur is opening up a new furniture department store. Word is, its going to be called Kikea."

"Arcade Fire: great band / nerd way to die"