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Joke of the Day

"Fun Prank: If someone leaves their car windows cracked cause it's hot outside, start slipping unwrapped Kraft Singles in their car"

"I will never be okay with how Michael is spelled."

"My grandfather was a boxer in the British Army. Which was completely unfair because the enemy had rifles."

"[snake charmer struggling to get snake to stand up] I swear this never happens"

"Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a ""tuba glue."""

"I know what I'm getting for Christmas. Fat. I'm getting fat."

"Why is oxygen like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."

"I don't care about babies on flights, but people who don't travel often should have their own terminal."

"What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future? Psychic-delic."

"Due to its location South Africa doesn't experience full tide or low tide... it has apartheid."