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Joke of the Day

"A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied ''What for? Are you going to set it on fire!''"

"Lou Gehrig is the most unlucky man to ever live.... I mean seriously, what are the odds of dying from a disease that has the same name as you?"

"I think we all need something positive after the recent election Which is why I'm sharing my HIV status with all of you."

"Where is the Serengeti Plain? At the Serengeti airport."

"Ever heard of the ""door knocker""? No? It doesn't ring a bell?"

"Daddy, why is grandma so bitter? I don't know, son; seems to run in the family. Your great uncle tasted awful"

"First time I saw a dry erase board I said thats ""remarkable"""

"Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?"

"I'll have a Venti Vodka please."

"Another sequel in the ""The Fast and the Furious"" series was announced today. We can only assume it will be called: ""5 Fast 5 Furious""."