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Joke of the Day

"?When the moon hits your eye? You'll be killed. It's massive."

"Oh, Obama's credit card was declined? Michelle must have called the bank and told them she was tired of her husband always ""going Dutch."""

"Sometimes, when I don't want anyone to talk to me, I stand on a busy street corner with a clip board."

"Shockingly Pitbull's first name isn't Feat."

"What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris? Free Shots"

"You Guys Wanna Hear a Nice Joke? Nevermind it's probably too soon."

"What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor I'm sorry...."

"The new Tattoo parlor across the street is free if you show boobs... ...Tit for tat."

"Lets play army Want to play army? I can lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."

"Talk to your kids about drugs. Maybe they have better connections than you."