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Joke of the Day
"?When the moon hits your eye? You'll be killed. It's massive."
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"Two blind man at a cinema: ""Can you see something ?"" ""No"". ""Then let's go in front !"""
"""should i go into the arts?"" ""can you imagine yourself doing anything else?"" ""no"" ""then i wouldn't go into the arts, with no imagination"""
"Who was Captain Kangaroo's pedophile side-kick ? Mr. Cream Jeans"
"What is the best way to pass the time on Tatooine? Watch the Dagobah"
"1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car"
"Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out."
"How do you stop an elephant from charging? Take away its USB cable."
"So Godzilla walks into a bar... The entire building is destroyed. 23 people are missing and presumed dead."
"Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read ""BEAR LEFT"" so they went home."