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Joke of the Day

"1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car"

"I'm going to the bathroom to take a dump Can I get you anything?"

"Do you know why lions eat raw meat? Because lions don't know how to cook."

"The region of Qatar that hasn't been electrified yet is called acoustic Qatar."

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I hadn't masturbated for a month. Seriously, when I ejaculated it was six feet. Which was unusual, as usually it's cum. Strange day."

"Two wheels were spinning in a dessert One of them, being careful told the other one: ""Watch out there is a cactussssssss..."""

"What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common? They both lost their pop."

"I can't believe how much I cried after that recent episode of the Game of Thrones! ""*There will be no walk of atonement.""* Sigh."

"I wanna get rid of this memory foam mattress, but it knows too much."

"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"