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Joke of the Day

"""should i go into the arts?"" ""can you imagine yourself doing anything else?"" ""no"" ""then i wouldn't go into the arts, with no imagination"""

"And then God made Saturn. And he liked it, so he put a ring on it."

"Want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO!!"

"What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle? A bad habit"

"I'm not slurring, I'm speaking in cursive."

"These Egyptian fireworks are nice. Oh wait, they are planes."

"What's the difference between Australia and yogurt? At least if you leave yogurt alone for a while it develops a culture."

"Yo momma,.. Yo momma is so stupid, that when they play *Do the brown* she thinks its *Dodo brown* and the bitch shits on herself each time."

"What do the alphabet A and a flower have in common? B comes after both."

"Wish I was rich enough to own a room full of bees & if someone upset me I could order my muscular butler to ""Take them to the Bee Room!"""