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Joke of the Day
"Who was Captain Kangaroo's pedophile side-kick ? Mr. Cream Jeans"
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"I received a call from a charity asking me to donate clothes for starving people. Anyone who can fit into my clothes isn't starving!"
"If Donald Trump had a band, what would be its name? Donald Trump and the Trumpets Their first single : We built this wall."
"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection."
"Wash the alligator clips with rubbing alcohol during flu season Protect yourself from catching a terminal illness."
"DAE accidentally call the wrong replacement when you can't teach your classroom that day? Whoops, wrong sub"
"I'm ""I lost my car in a parking lot"" years old *clicks alarm, clicks alarm* *silence* Am I even in the right parking lot?"
"Remember that time Joe Biden succeeded the previous vice president? That was a dick move."
"How do Mongolians practice safe sex? They use a khandom."
"[first date] HER: I like a man who can show his true feelings. ME: *leans in close* I don't care what you like."