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Joke of the Day

"Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read ""BEAR LEFT"" so they went home."

"How do you get a red wine stain off a baby?"

"1) Pull black socks to knees 2) Wear sandals 3) Wear Magnum PI shorts 4) Make ball sack slightly visible -Grandpa's guide to lawn mowing"

"Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn't habanero"

"You know why Miss Piggy can't count to 70? She gets to 69 and has a frog in her throat. Edit"

"Why don't the polls like Donald Trump? Because he wants to send them back to Poland"

"He tripped, and the laundry basket fell to floor, spilling clothes everywhere. I sat back and watched it all unfold."

"There seems to be a direct correlation between how many rosaries you have hanging on your rearview and how shitty a driver you are."

"My boss said , ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting wearing my wonder woman costume"

"Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.? Because Michael Douglas starred in ""Double Jeopardy"" in 1999."