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Joke of the Day
"What concert costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring nickelback"
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"AY LMAO's in a bar. Two aliens are sitting in a pub. One of them turns to the other and says, plububulaBBHAJGGIUI@@#GJKG?' The other one replies, Dude, you are seriously shitfaced.'"
"Why do chemists go to the gym so much? Before they titrate, they need to get buffer!"
"ME: help someone caught my wife in a big net 911: where M: between 2 trees in our yard 911:a hammock? M: idk what his name is just send help"
"I am not paying for a full year membership at the Y when I only need the pool long enough to hold one hamster Viking funeral."
"A black kid has diarrhea... ...and he runs screaming to his mom: ""Momm, momm, I am melting!!"""
"How many redditors does it take to get a joke? Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong."
"thanks for the $100 whole foods gift card i'm really going to enjoy this banana"
"""I think Esmerelda's in trouble!"" ""What makes you so sure, Quasimodo?"" ""I have a..."" ... *sunglasses* ... *turns to camera* ... hunch."""
"College guy: [massaging head] Oh man I got so trashed last night. Raccoon: [massaging stomach with his little raccoon paws] Me too man."